why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Jaden McMichael

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

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