Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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