Women Driving.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Wade

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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good one jess !!

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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