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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

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