...............................................................hi

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Canada AYY

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

thumb_up thumb_down -39

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -43

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

thumb_up thumb_down -43

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down -47

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

thumb_up thumb_down +62

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops