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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Get in the car.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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