Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Needless to say,

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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