you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Today is May 18 2016.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

I am a n1gger.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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