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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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KKK

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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who is mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Land Rovers

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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