What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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I Have a Black Friend

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You

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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