- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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