- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Women's rights.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What did I do last night?work

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

knock knock who's there?

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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