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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Your mums a penis joke.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

knock knock who's there?

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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