Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

I have a crush on my dad.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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