What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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fava beans

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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