Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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colby doesnt shave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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fava beans

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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