- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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