How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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fava beans

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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