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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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