Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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whats long and green? weed

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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