- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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