What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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vaginas

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Anti Joke

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