Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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BenWuzHear

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Pinus Testicles

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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