This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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