Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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What comes after 23? 24.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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