Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Well educated black man.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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