Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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