A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Fiats

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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