- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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