A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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