What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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A seal walks into a club.

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Women's sports.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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