- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Thumbs this down

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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