- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Billy Cundiff.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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