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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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