- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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