Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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President Donald Trump

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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