- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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