- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Men, get on the boat.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Who's there? Knock Knock.

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