Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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mc hammers income.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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