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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

A seal walks into a club.

Women's sports.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Knock, Knock Come in

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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