- Anti Joke

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Your mom.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Black Friday

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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