- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

My tractor broke down.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Guess what.. chicken butt

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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