Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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