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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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