How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Your mom.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Come In!

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Yo mamas so fat.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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