- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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