What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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