Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Twenty-Four

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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i like pie.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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