What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Land Rovers

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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