- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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