- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a duck

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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