A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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hi will

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A walrus walks into a bar

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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