- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.