- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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