What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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