Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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