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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

knock, knock come in

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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