Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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religion.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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good one jess !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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