- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

yo mama is fat shes fat

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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