- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did the chicken?

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

so dont touch it.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

good one jess !!

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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