Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Your time.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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drake

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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