If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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