- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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