Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I ponder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A homosexual walks into a church

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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