- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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