- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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