Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Your Mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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