- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Butt Sex.

A cow says moo and explodes.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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