- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Loner.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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