- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What are we then hypocrites?

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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