Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Loner.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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so dont touch it.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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