knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

I pooped my pants

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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