what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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kevin kim

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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