KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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KKK

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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brandon ya twwat

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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