- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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