Wombat monkey juice.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Anti Joke

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