Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

women's rights.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

pineapples

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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