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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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