When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Anti Joke

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