Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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hey guys what's up?

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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