maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Spell: “This word”

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What's up brah brah

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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