- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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