yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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