why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Strawberries!

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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