One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

i like tits

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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