- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

E= McVagina

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Good boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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