What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Gay's rights

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Please spell dyslexia.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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