(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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i like tits

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Anti Joke

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