- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

poo is yummy

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Guess what.. chicken butt

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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