What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What's the difference between a duck?

Seth stock has a large penis

THE GAME

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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