How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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