why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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