Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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