How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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kevin kim

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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