A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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