- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Why did the book disappear?

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

I have a crush on my dad.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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