- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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