How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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