Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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