Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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