Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Yes. Just Yes.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

The Holocaust.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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