Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Penis

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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whats long and green? weed

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A women president

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Anti Joke

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