- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Yes.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Twenty-Four

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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