- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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