- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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