Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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