What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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