What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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hipsters

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Women's rights.

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I've got a dig bick

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I never asked for this.

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Your social life.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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