- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Male penises.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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