Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Women's rights.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Roey Jegen

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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