Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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You're Adopted.

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Your mom is fat

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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