- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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