Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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