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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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69 That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u