- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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