fack me!

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Penis

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Shit!

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

hey

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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