A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your Mom.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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An asian without a future.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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