What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

An asian without a future.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Your Mom.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Niki Minaj's ass

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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