- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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