Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

I said I hate niiggers

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Womens' Rights

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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