- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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