I said I hate niiggers

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Women.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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