what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Anti Joke

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