- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This sentence is false.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

An atheist walks into a church

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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