- Anti Joke

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why does life suck? Because it does

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Shut the cork up!