- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

I lost my tractor.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why does life suck? Because it does

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Shut the cork up!

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

milly, milly, milly, cat

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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